Funny & Insulting SMS

Dedicated to my all Friends...

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:) 01.
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

:) 02.
Ek Mara hua aadmi,Ghar se gayab,
Kaise hua?
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Janneke liye dekhiye,
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C.I.D.

:) 03.
Mujse koi galti ho
gayi hai kya?
Pichle 1 hafte se
mujhe ignore kar rahe ho.
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plz
aisa mat karo..
tumhara pyara..
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“SABUN”
PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.

:) 04.
Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:-

1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru
2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru
3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru

:) 06.
Read this fast!

Chai
Coffee

Chai
Coffee

Chai
Coffee

Chai
Coffee

Ok!!! Congrats!!!!

U r selected 2 work at d railway station..

:) 07.
Some times small things in Life hurts a lot…

If you don’t agree with me….

Then

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TRY SITTING ON A PIN

:) 08.
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge,
Tumhari aane wali sari naslain,
Kuttay ki maut marengi,
Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge!
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!

:) 09.


6 Inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Zyadaa mota bhi nahi hai.
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2 Larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai toh bolo?
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Full time masti
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Non stop fun

Mera
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LG kg195 Moblie.


:) 10.
Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHAGI CHU CHU” & died.
Santa went to China to know the meaning, it was - IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGN PIPE.

:) 11.
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by…
What does the loafer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600

:) 12.
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.

:) 13.
Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.
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socho!
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Aur socho
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Are DIRTY mind
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wo jagha hai.
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AFRICA

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